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[oakenguy]

Not to say that today's anything special, or give away how old I am, but for the Onion to publish this? http://www.theonion.com/3936/opinion1.html

Today of all days?

Pretty damn cool.

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[lachesis.livejournal.com]

"See, I'm turning 34. That means I totally outlived Jesus!"

Ooh! I get to use that one this year too!

More importantly,
Happy Birthday!

Here's hoping you celebrate your birthday like Jesus - by getting nailed.

Or doing Pilates for an hour. Your choice.


oh, sorry, i didnt know it was pronounced *pee-lattes*. sheesh. purists.

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Hee! In my mind, it's always pronounced "pie-lats". So it works.

(Ask me sometime how my mind tries to pronounce the word "sasquatch". Or better yet, don't.)