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Yesterday I was a human biosphere.

The outfit itself isn't quite what I'd pictured--it was a half-dome that I wore on my head (making it a biohemisphere?) Actual pics are on their way, but to give you an idea, it looked like this:



The green on the inside is moss. I know, I was disappointed too; I was looking forward to being a vengeful, whim-driven Old Testament god chastising the brine shrimp and fruit flies and being spoken of in whispers for hundreds of their generations. Moss is hard to intimidate. Moss is like, "Hey, you're ranting again. When you rant you release more of that carbon dioxide. Precious, precious carbon dioxide, mmmmmmmm. What? Oh, yeah, we're listening."

It smelled good, though. And it was an odd experience--it wasn't sensory deprivation, because I could hear and see just fine. But my voice was trapped and muffled by the dome, and the dome was semi-reflective so I couldn't be seen very well. Plus, the dome was balanced on top of my head so any movement would set it rocking back and forth--to avoid that, I found myself walking very slowly and carefully. I had no idea how often I nod my head until I suddenly couldn't do it.

I had a good talk with the artist, Vaughn Bell, before and after the promenade. She specializes in this sort of "portable nature": her biggest project so far has been a "mobile forest" of trees in shopping carts. She's thinking of expanding the biosphere concept so that she has some with different sorts of environments--desert, tundra--something for every mood.

Date: 2003-09-29 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malterre.livejournal.com
Gods that description was great. Thanks for starting my morning with
I was looking forward to being a vengeful, whim-driven Old Testament god chastising the brine shrimp and fruit flies and being spoken of in whispers for hundreds of their generations. Hee!
Unfortunately, your picture didn't load for me :(
BTW, if she has a website, please send. It sounds just wacky enough for a certain place I know ;-)

Date: 2003-09-29 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Ooo, great idea! She's at http://www.vaughnbell.net/biosphere/

Date: 2003-09-29 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spenceraloysius.livejournal.com
No picture for me either. Umm, are you saying that you walked around wearing moss on your head and that was considered an entire biosphere?

Date: 2003-09-29 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devina.livejournal.com
Some people will go to great lengths to hide ahircuts they don't like.

Date: 2003-09-29 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Hey!!

'sides, don't judge until you've seen it. :P

Date: 2003-09-29 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devina.livejournal.com
I didn't say it was a bad haircut, I just said you didn't like it!

Date: 2003-09-29 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
It's growing on me. Especially whenever I roll over in bed and don't hurt myself. It just requires a readjustment of my fashion sense (okay, it requires me growing one).

I still think you should see it in person, though. :)

Date: 2003-09-29 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devina.livejournal.com
Unless you're a textbook, there's little chance of that happening in the near future.

Date: 2003-09-29 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemur-catta.livejournal.com
Cool. With a bit of makeup you could reuse the costume and be John the Baptist with a Side of Fries

Date: 2003-09-29 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Or, if I put some gaming miniatures in there, I could be Terry Gilliam's God ordering the Round Table knights to quest for the Grail!

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