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Today's Terry Pratchett quote:

It's hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: "Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!"

Date: 2003-10-02 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anadandy.livejournal.com
Owww, chocolate chip cookie lodged in windpipe.

*dies laughing*

Date: 2003-10-02 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malterre.livejournal.com
Ever read There's
a Hair in my dirt!
by Gary Larson?
"hey babbbeee, heyyy babeeee!"

It also cracks me up whenever I hear "No Doubt"

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