oakenguy

The fact that this joke was sent out by someone who used to be in the CIA is, well, interesting. :)

A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse
than usual."

He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars,
so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"

The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his
motorcade and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set
himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went
to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and 9-11, or that his
tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called
him on the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, he and
Powell are caught in their lie that the weapons inspectors were thrown
out of Iraq under Clinton, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to
sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So
we're taking up a collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
siphoning."