So I hear someone mumble to someone else in the hallway, and the response
"Oh, I didn't know it was open! I'll just zip this up!"
Aha, I think, someone coming out of the mens' room left his fly open. And then I hear,
"Is everything else where it's supposed to be?"
There's more rustling, and then
"I don't know if anyone else wants this stuff, but I know I do!"
(It was actually a faculty member being told he'd left his classroom door open. Yeesh.)
"Oh, I didn't know it was open! I'll just zip this up!"
Aha, I think, someone coming out of the mens' room left his fly open. And then I hear,
"Is everything else where it's supposed to be?"
There's more rustling, and then
"I don't know if anyone else wants this stuff, but I know I do!"
(It was actually a faculty member being told he'd left his classroom door open. Yeesh.)
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Date: 2004-01-30 10:10 am (UTC)Really, bathroom humor.
Date: 2004-01-30 11:03 am (UTC)Players: TheBob, Mike&Dave (at that time a new couple)
Place:Bathroom at Hammond Castle
Setup:TheBob is a good-looking blonde straight guy in kilt w/full getup, including sporran and basket hilt sword. Mike has been ogling him all day
Mike and Dave are in bathroom. Dave is "reading" in stall. Mike has finished up and is toodling around sinks. TheBob walks in, looks at the unwieldy sword and asks Mike
"Can you hold this for me?"
Mike agrees. Suddenly there is much shuffling and toilet tissue pulling from the stall area
Bob finishes, takes back his sword, thanks Mike, walks out.
Dave bursts from stall. Mike raises an eyebrow and asks
"What do you THINK he asked me to hold?"
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Re: Really, bathroom humor.
Date: 2004-01-30 11:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-30 10:57 pm (UTC)however, I GET SOO F'IN annoyed by the 2 billion plus "Oh, U R so hot I <33333 U" that I could just scream. Yet, still I look at the comments when there are fifty billion of them, or it's under a cut and I can't avoid. I dunno, it's like I expect something different, somehow.
(sigh) So this rant was to see if you felt my pain? :)
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Date: 2004-02-01 04:11 am (UTC)I also think the 'I tried out a new shade of eyeliner. Here are 93 pictures of it" get to be a bit much.
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Date: 2004-02-01 08:47 am (UTC)(although I did contemplate putting my clown picture up- as my "Front" and trying to see ifI could get a clown thread started, as well as bitch about the eyeliner <333 crap.)
I do believe that was the same post that caused my rant- complete with Kitty pictures???!! I didn't see any damn makeup on those kitties.