Overheard

[oakenguy]

So I hear someone mumble to someone else in the hallway, and the response

"Oh, I didn't know it was open! I'll just zip this up!"

Aha, I think, someone coming out of the mens' room left his fly open. And then I hear,
"Is everything else where it's supposed to be?"


There's more rustling, and then
"I don't know if anyone else wants this stuff, but I know I do!"


(It was actually a faculty member being told he'd left his classroom door open. Yeesh.)

Comments

Really, bathroom humor.

[malterre.livejournal.com]

Story from a wedding like that;
Players: TheBob, Mike&Dave (at that time a new couple)
Place:Bathroom at Hammond Castle
Setup:TheBob is a good-looking blonde straight guy in kilt w/full getup, including sporran and basket hilt sword. Mike has been ogling him all day

Mike and Dave are in bathroom. Dave is "reading" in stall. Mike has finished up and is toodling around sinks. TheBob walks in, looks at the unwieldy sword and asks Mike
"Can you hold this for me?"
Mike agrees. Suddenly there is much shuffling and toilet tissue pulling from the stall area
Bob finishes, takes back his sword, thanks Mike, walks out.
Dave bursts from stall. Mike raises an eyebrow and asks
"What do you THINK he asked me to hold?"
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Re: Really, bathroom humor.

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee hee!