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[oakenguy]

The difference between humans and critters is that if a critter hurt its shoulder so that typing was painful, it wouldn't type. Especially to make a silly Livejournal post. Like this one.

Ow ow ow.

Of course, only humans do push-ups, so any other animal wouldn't have injured itself in this embarrassing way and gotten in this situation.

Ow.

And yet, I'm still in a good mood. Heh.

Ow.

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[lemur-catta.livejournal.com]

I'm supposed to do 50 pushups (I can only do it in sets of ten) after three hours of tumbling, handstands, trapeze and climbing the silks. I take lots of ibuprofen to help me forget the pain and come back the next day to do it again. I guess if I heard popcorn going off in my shoulder I'd be concerned but then, my silks instructor broke his wrist two months ago and kept training until he finally got it looked at and put in a cast for four weeks (apparently most normal humans need surgery and six weeks in a cast). Circus humans are nearly as silly as they get but I think some of them just regenerate like lizards. The lemurs who imitate them unfortunately lack this property.