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[oakenguy]

How quiet is it at work? I've just spent the last ten minutes seeing how small I can write 'DEAR LUNCHROOM THIEF: I PEED ON THIS' and have it still be legible.

It could be worse. I could be Eminem, dealing with all those rap feuds that keep escalating and turning violent. Like his one with.....um......wait, there was his one with Moby. Does that count?

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[anadandy.livejournal.com]

I've just spent the last ten minutes seeing how small I can write 'DEAR LUNCHROOM THIEF: I PEED ON THIS' and have it still be legible.

Dare I ask why you need this skill?

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Because, sadly, we still have not reached the point where I could hide a killer android inside a Hot Pocket.

[anadandy.livejournal.com]

Mores the pity.

[snowwand.livejournal.com]

:p

[kajivar]

Someone swiped four cans of Mountain Dew from me earlier this week.

There WILL be bloodshed, I swear it.

[lediva.livejournal.com]

Which is ironic, given that Mountain Dew is made from the blood of the Burmese, anyway.

That's what makes it taste so good, don'tchaknow?

[malterre.livejournal.com]

I put a note on the fridge at our workplace saying
"I lick my lunch before placing it in here."

I have a plethora of insulated lunchbags if you would like one
Love,
She who has lost pizza and General Gaos Chicken far too many times to fridge grazers.

That's okay, really like Moby's hard rap/rave answer of "Make love, f*k war" And I enjoy Eminem's little drama queen tendencies and used "Without Me" as my theme song for a year.

[artemint.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine has a bottle of apple juice in her co-op's fridge marked "Urine sample - not alcohol". Apparently, there's a problem with people drinking things from the fridge in hopes that there's alcohol in them. I don't know.

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

That's really, really sad. Like, one step away from chugging Listerine for the alcohol content sad.