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[oakenguy]

How quiet is it at work? I've just spent the last ten minutes seeing how small I can write 'DEAR LUNCHROOM THIEF: I PEED ON THIS' and have it still be legible.

It could be worse. I could be Eminem, dealing with all those rap feuds that keep escalating and turning violent. Like his one with.....um......wait, there was his one with Moby. Does that count?

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[artemint.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine has a bottle of apple juice in her co-op's fridge marked "Urine sample - not alcohol". Apparently, there's a problem with people drinking things from the fridge in hopes that there's alcohol in them. I don't know.

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

That's really, really sad. Like, one step away from chugging Listerine for the alcohol content sad.