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[oakenguy]

I had a dream last night that D had broken up with me and I'd gotten so drunk that I'd blacked out the last MONTH of my life. No memory of what I'd done. None. Whatsoever.

But apparently I'd been very busy, because the house was bustling and full of people because I was getting married! In four hours!! To someone I'd never heard of!!!

I was Mr. Smooth in trying to find out information, too. "So, what do you think of...um..." "Rhonda?" "Yes! (I think)."

It kept getting worse and worse, too. "None of the Pastimes people are coming?" "Well, no, not after that thing with Jane."

Yeesh. My nightmares are getting much more creative.

Comments

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Let me guess...finding_jay? I can't think of any other unstable strangers I might've pissed off recently.

Whoever you are, watching you try to condescend when you a) obviously know nothing about me and b) have only a vague notion of the english language is funny. Good luck in the future. (If this is how you interact with people, you'll need it.)

When editors go bad.

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

Can't control the need to edit!

Here, let me help:

"Dear Oakenguy,

Here's my opinion: you are either young and totally oblivious, or old and stupid. Your rants are self-serving and typical of either the young and self-absorbed, or else the old and just plain ignorant.

You are not looked upon as something special--we (we being the anonymously-posting LJ lurker community) really don't care what you think. Your silly writing, in which you are trying so hard to be different, just doesn't make it.

I believe you should get off your ass, study, and get a job so you can try to make someone who may care for you happy.

If not, perhaps you should get a bedroll and live on a park bench with hundreds of other so-called enlightened souls.

The sad thing is--way down deep--you know you are full of crap.

And I know it, because I spend my days ranting anonymously on people's LJs with generic cut-and-paste criticisms that have nothing to do with their previous post. This, along with my poor English, grammar and punctuation skills, makes me imminantly qualified to judge as, as the schoolyard cliche so aptly states, "It takes one to know one."

Regards, A. Loser"

[silveroak.livejournal.com]

sounds just like my troll from months ago, except its IP led me to the UK