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[oakenguy]

ronsonbeck, anyone who's performed in the Paladin Faire, anyone who's ever thought "Wow, that person had a goal they wanted to accomplish and they just never gave up (but they probably should have)"...I have a music video for you.

Comments

[fightguy.livejournal.com]

I've seen this one pop up a couple of times recently... and it just keeps getting funnier!

[bosfan24.livejournal.com]

I really hope this guy was serious about the video and thinks its the best thing ever. It makes feel warm and fuzzy to know there are people like that out there... utterly insane. :-)

[bellebet.livejournal.com]

I saw this last month. It's PAINFULLY bad. I, for one, never knew that the Triple Goddess was Charlie's Angels.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Oh help.

I'd have to e-mail you to say which organization this brings to mind, if they made videos. Thank goodness they don't.

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

They don't yet...

Thousand Year Bore

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

The horror in that possibility is deep and abiding.

[anadandy.livejournal.com]

I really though that was Ben Stiller in a blond wig - but I was sadly mistaken.

Your MST3K transcript

[ronsonbeck.livejournal.com]

Read the appropriate remarks at the appropriate timecode.

:03 - The Bush Administration settles in for a second term.

:05 - YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!

:07 - A few more weeks and they'll be grazing beef cattle here.

:14 - Is that Sigfried or Roy?

:18 - YAAAAAAH! Oh, whew. Thought he was going to land on us.

:21 - This guy makes the Vampire Lestat look butch.

:30 - Oh, I love this part. This is when the lepers run aground and haunt Hal Holbrook looking for their stolen gold.

:32 - Girls! Girls! You're BOTH pretty!

:35 - Boy...worst unlockable Guitar Hero character EVER.

:41 - This horse makes great time. A few more fade-cuts and we'll be at Burning Man!

:51 - And just when I thought "300" couldn't get any more homoerotic.

:52 - Look out! It's the girls he beat out in the audition for this video!

:56 - Put that away, you'll hurt someone.

:58 - Why is Dr. Doom in this?

1:08 - Can you tell which of there women doesn't wash her hair in Suave?

1:18 - Busch Beer. Head for the mountains.

1:25 - Just another Friday night at Dick Cheney's house.

1:27 - "But you'll get to kill 40, maybe 50 men..."

1:31 - It's the -- EYE OF THE TIGER it's the thrill of the fight...

1:35 - What is a clip of "The Patriot" doing in this?

1:39 - We've got some black ice on the Narnia Overpass this morning causing lots of problems with commuters...

1:42 - LUGE CAM!

1:46 - Marley was dead, that much was certain. I think this video killed him.

1:49 - Oh, she just found Marsellus Wallace's secret suitcase!

1:52 - Ohhh, Michael Bay directed this. That explains so much!

2:00 - HADOKEN!

2:01 - HADOKEN!

2:03 - The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed...

2:12 - Mr. Jackson's lawyers on line two, Mr. Jackson would like his dance moves back.

2:18 - This guy can get into Heaven but unbaptized babies are sent to Limbo? I call bullshit!

2:19 - Oouuuuchhhh...

2:20 - Look out, his reactor's going critical!

2:30 - This is the day that Blackbeard killed me.

2:34 - YAY! He's incinerated himself! The video's over! It's ov-- oh, wait. Awww...

2:35 - Jessica Hahn, Klytus, and The Knights Who Say Nii! are...THE AXIS OF EVIL!

2:40 - Y'know, if the cast of "Sex and the City" was this hot, I might have watched the show.

2:41 - 2:45 - Guh! Guh! GAH! JEEZ! What the fuck is going on?!

2:50 - Gravity, the fireball, gravity, the fireball...I don't know which to root for!

2:58 - Somehow, cutting this out of "The Matrix Revolutions" didn't make the film any better.

3:00 - And now, the Alvin Ailey Dancers! (Yaaaaayyyy!)

3:03 - Rosebud...

3:04 - Sam Adams! Paul Revere! William Dawes! And John Hancock are! THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF THE BRITISH COLONIES!

3:13 - In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people...the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...

3:16 - Excuse me. Excuse me? we're trying to shoot a U2 album cover here.

3:20 - Call me a purist, but I liked the original Death Star explosion better.

3:28 - Clorox Castle! Call to arrange a tour today!

3:36 - Somehow I thought a movie adaptation of "Elric" would be better than this.

3:42 - I'm sorry, honey, it's far too late to dazzle me with brilliance. And no, blinding me with fireworks is NOT the same.

3:50 - If you think this dude's not a good actor, consider that he looks like he actually enjoys kissing that woman.

3:55 - Love love LOVE! Love, American Style...

4:02 - Goodbye, pirate ship that had almost nothing to do with the rest of the narrative...

4:07 - SPARKLE, DAMMIT!

4:10 - Yeah, so does this godawful video.

Re: Your MST3K transcript

[fightguy.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

Re: Your MST3K transcript

[magickcat.livejournal.com]

That.... wow.

[flopart.livejournal.com]

I've watched this video... like... 500 times. And I never get tired of it.

[usernamenumber.livejournal.com]

*twitch*



*twitch*



Why can I not get the image of this guy and the "you touch my tra la la" guy in an Epic Battle Royale out of my head now?

Damn you!


...also, for once, the youtube comments are intentionally funny!

[usernamenumber.livejournal.com]

Ha!

And the "best" part is...

[ronsonbeck.livejournal.com]

According to his official website, this video is THE FIRST IN A TRILOGY!

Yes, there are two more installations coming!

Can we book this guy for our next show?

[malterre.livejournal.com]

eh, I've been in cheesier productions than this and it looks like he had a better budget LOL
Still, let's hope a certain silent knight doesn't get his eyeballs on this...

[that.livejournal.com]

Awesome and then some. I didn't even know Barbara Cartland was directing music videos.