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ronsonbeck, anyone who's performed in the Paladin Faire, anyone who's ever thought "Wow, that person had a goal they wanted to accomplish and they just never gave up (but they probably should have)"...I have a music video for you.

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Read the appropriate remarks at the appropriate timecode.

:03 - The Bush Administration settles in for a second term.

:05 - YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!

:07 - A few more weeks and they'll be grazing beef cattle here.

:14 - Is that Sigfried or Roy?

:18 - YAAAAAAH! Oh, whew. Thought he was going to land on us.

:21 - This guy makes the Vampire Lestat look butch.

:30 - Oh, I love this part. This is when the lepers run aground and haunt Hal Holbrook looking for their stolen gold.

:32 - Girls! Girls! You're BOTH pretty!

:35 - Boy...worst unlockable Guitar Hero character EVER.

:41 - This horse makes great time. A few more fade-cuts and we'll be at Burning Man!

:51 - And just when I thought "300" couldn't get any more homoerotic.

:52 - Look out! It's the girls he beat out in the audition for this video!

:56 - Put that away, you'll hurt someone.

:58 - Why is Dr. Doom in this?

1:08 - Can you tell which of there women doesn't wash her hair in Suave?

1:18 - Busch Beer. Head for the mountains.

1:25 - Just another Friday night at Dick Cheney's house.

1:27 - "But you'll get to kill 40, maybe 50 men..."

1:31 - It's the -- EYE OF THE TIGER it's the thrill of the fight...

1:35 - What is a clip of "The Patriot" doing in this?

1:39 - We've got some black ice on the Narnia Overpass this morning causing lots of problems with commuters...

1:42 - LUGE CAM!

1:46 - Marley was dead, that much was certain. I think this video killed him.

1:49 - Oh, she just found Marsellus Wallace's secret suitcase!

1:52 - Ohhh, Michael Bay directed this. That explains so much!

2:00 - HADOKEN!

2:01 - HADOKEN!

2:03 - The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed...

2:12 - Mr. Jackson's lawyers on line two, Mr. Jackson would like his dance moves back.

2:18 - This guy can get into Heaven but unbaptized babies are sent to Limbo? I call bullshit!

2:19 - Oouuuuchhhh...

2:20 - Look out, his reactor's going critical!

2:30 - This is the day that Blackbeard killed me.

2:34 - YAY! He's incinerated himself! The video's over! It's ov-- oh, wait. Awww...

2:35 - Jessica Hahn, Klytus, and The Knights Who Say Nii! are...THE AXIS OF EVIL!

2:40 - Y'know, if the cast of "Sex and the City" was this hot, I might have watched the show.

2:41 - 2:45 - Guh! Guh! GAH! JEEZ! What the fuck is going on?!

2:50 - Gravity, the fireball, gravity, the fireball...I don't know which to root for!

2:58 - Somehow, cutting this out of "The Matrix Revolutions" didn't make the film any better.

3:00 - And now, the Alvin Ailey Dancers! (Yaaaaayyyy!)

3:03 - Rosebud...

3:04 - Sam Adams! Paul Revere! William Dawes! And John Hancock are! THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF THE BRITISH COLONIES!

3:13 - In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people...the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...

3:16 - Excuse me. Excuse me? we're trying to shoot a U2 album cover here.

3:20 - Call me a purist, but I liked the original Death Star explosion better.

3:28 - Clorox Castle! Call to arrange a tour today!

3:36 - Somehow I thought a movie adaptation of "Elric" would be better than this.

3:42 - I'm sorry, honey, it's far too late to dazzle me with brilliance. And no, blinding me with fireworks is NOT the same.

3:50 - If you think this dude's not a good actor, consider that he looks like he actually enjoys kissing that woman.

3:55 - Love love LOVE! Love, American Style...

4:02 - Goodbye, pirate ship that had almost nothing to do with the rest of the narrative...

4:07 - SPARKLE, DAMMIT!

4:10 - Yeah, so does this godawful video.